Omg I can’t this picture is just too perfect.
tumblr needs more pigs!
Hey! That’s my picture peasants!
Now you have a legit reason to do so.
Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!
I always wanted to do good deeds and save people, but I have no medical degree, now is my chance: I offer free cancer preventions (and neck massage).